Beautiful Handcrafted Animals

No, not stops.  No stopping.  Stopping is not-so-much.

But after the marathon 9,000 words on Friday, I needed a break.  It felt kind of funny not writing on Saturday, but I made myself stick to it.  I played some Rock Band.  A little WoW.  I took a nap.  Tried to take Jack the Dog for a walk (too windy and no hat cuz I’m stupid).

I wanted to write last night but it got late on me.

I’m intending to pick things up tonight.  We’re on Chapter Fourteen and I need to get Galen and company out to Minnesota and then back again.

Here’s a story that won’t be in the book.  I’d like to work it in (it was in a previous draft), but the way I’m doing things, I don’t think it’ll make the cut:

When I was in college, Freshman year a bunch of us drove with some buddies out to the Twin Cities for the weekend.  We had one guy’s truck.  Doug was his name and his truck was falling apart.  In that sentence, “falling apart” means “the engine caught fire every twenty minutes or so”.

Yeah.

So, we had to stop every twenty minutes or so, pull over to the side of the road, and let Doug spray the engine with one of the fire extinguishers he kept in the back.  He told us the engine was leaking oil (this seemed like a bad thing to me at the time) and that when the engine heated up, the oil would set the engine aflame.

Yes, we drove from Madison, Wisconsin, out to Mineapolis, Minnesotta like that.

It took the better part of eight hours.

It should be a 3-4 hour trip, max.

As if that wasn’t bad enough, once we got the rhythm of  stopping the truck to put out the engine down, we made him stop whenever we saw cows along the side of the highway (read: often) SO WE COULD MOO AT THEM.

I don’t remember the ride back taking as long, but it’s vaguely possible I was too hungover / too still drunk to actually remember.

I’d like to include that in — I’d intended to have Galen and Joe laughing about the story, relating it to China.  But the way I’m planning to do things now it’s just not in the cards.  So there you have it, MY version of the story which I was planning on adapting into the book (I’ve done this with a few things, including an awesome conversation my wife and I had about subway lines and the five boroughs of New York City).

Someday I’ll tell you about a friend of mine who convinced should pronounce “cow” with a long “O”.  Like it rhymed with “tow,” for instance.  Three years later, he was still doing it, and instructing others to do the same.

The math is kind of scary but I think I might have written almost nine-thousand words today. To put things into perspective, that’s NINE THOUSAND words.

Today.

And by, “today” I don’t even mean, “I stayed up to five in the morning freebasing espresso beans, drooling on myself.”

The NaNoWriMo deadling is 11:59pm “Local Time”. Whether that means midnight EST, where I am, or midnight local time in their part of the world (I’m assuming they’re on the West Coast for some reason. Doesn’t it seem like all stuff like this is out on the West Coast?) I don’t know. Fortunately, I was able to get my act together and get it done with time to spare.

Now.

The book itself is not, technically, done. There are as little as 10,000 words and as many as 20-30,000 words remaining to be written. I’m alright with that, though. The goal of National Novel Writing Month is to pen a 50,000 word novel in 30 days. I’m just amending that slightly to read, “50,000 words OF a novel in 30 days.”

Semantics, really.

It’s my goal to continue as I have been for the next few weeks, and have the first draft done before Christmas and New Years. Then I will put the book aside for a couple weeks or a month, and revisit it with the intention of cleaning up what I just spent a month writing.

After I got “done”, I did copy/paste a small section of the book — one of my favorite bits, as it happens — under their “Novel Excerpt” section. I don’t think it gives anything away (except, maybe, a character’s name). It’s a cute little section and I’d encourage you to check it out.

Here’s the link to my NaNoWriMo page, one more time for 2007.

Also, here are screenshots of what you see when you “win” National Novel Writing Month:

And here is their chart tracking my progress:

You can click on either of those pictures to see a larger screenshot. I didn’t want to break the page by posting the originals there. I think you can see it for yourself, if you visit my page, but I don’t know for sure.

Thanks, if you came along on this little journey with me. Thanks, also, if you’re one of the many folks who’ve been harassing me to get my ass in gear this month. And to answer the question everyone seems so excited to ask me about, no, you can’t read it. Not yet. But when it’s done, when I’ve gone through the horrible, horrible draft sitting on my desk and fixed all the terribly embarrassing inconsistencies, removed all the dreadfully boring parts, figured out just how to handle plot points that take place before the book somehow at the end of the book without having two chapters of flashbacks . . . when THAT happens, then maybe you can read it.

Oh, and keep harassing me for a couple weeks. I’ll keep the daily word counts coming. Promise.

Ahhhh . . . 50,000 words.

Going to finish this section (it’s actually a good place to stop for the night, the end, interestingly, of Chapter Thirteen, all of which I have just written) and then have something to eat.

I’m hungry and Jessy’s Chinese smells good.

49,000 . . . doobie, doobie do . . .

And I’m at 48,000 . . .

47,000 words . . .