Your Guide To Easy Brownie Points
Saw Sex and the City last night with Jessy and I’m pleased to report that my genitals did not retreat back into my body. Men! It’s safe to take your girlfriends and wives to see this movie.
Honest.
I’d make sure to get some popcorn and a drink, maybe some candy. There’s a Fashion Week montage that’s timed almost perfectly for a bathroom break and you get to see a decent amount of topless women (it’s almost like they tossed in the montage and the bewbs just for us).
So go see it. Score some brownie points. In a Summer with Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Wanted, The Dark Knight and probably a dozen other “man movies” I’m forgetting to mention (not Indy 4 — that movie sucked donkey scrotum), it’s the least you can do.
Oh, unless you’re like my buddy Sam, who broke up with a girl he was dating two days before the opening so he could avoid the movie. You have to kind of admire balls like that, eh?
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